1 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:25,390 You looked at him, you looked at Ray, and you said, you know what, yeah, I 2 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:29,570 him to be my man, I want him to be my boyfriend, but he's got to change the 3 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:30,529 he does things. 4 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:34,490 What are you talking about? One of the things that initiated a little, you 5 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:37,910 misunderstanding that we had was that one day, just because I didn't want to 6 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:40,670 have sex with him, he's going to come in my face talking about, well, if you 7 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:43,850 don't want to do it, I'm going to call somebody else to do it. How do you do 8 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:58,710 drinking, and you thought you were making up to me. Yes. 9 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,730 This differs from a normal massage, how? It's more factual. 10 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,210 Yeah. Oh, I don't know when I see a good ball. 11 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:09,850 Okay, maybe you're right. 12 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:13,670 No, don't patronize me. I don't need that. 13 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:15,730 Oh, Jamie, I... 14 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,500 television funny man killed his own brother in cold blood. 15 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:29,080 My guests today are revealing secret crushes on food service workers. 16 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:32,400 Mrs. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye? 17 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,360 Get out. 18 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:45,100 What? Lisa, as I understand it, there's something you want to tell him? Well, 19 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:46,780 I'm really a man. 20 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:57,290 If you want to have fun, come home with me. 21 00:01:57,770 --> 00:01:58,770 Jesus. 22 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,630 Where's the cable guy already? 23 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,930 TV is a thing this year, this year. 24 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,470 TV is a thing this year. 25 00:02:07,350 --> 00:02:08,530 Radio was great. 26 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:10,530 Now it's out of date. 27 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:13,250 TV is a thing this year. Rick Legatos, please. 28 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,370 Hey, Bill. 29 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:19,850 Hey, Rick, phone. 30 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,050 Hello? Hey. 31 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:23,890 Hey, how's the move going? 32 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,620 Horrible. The cable guy is missing in action. 33 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,560 Apparently he's going to be here sometime between 8 a .m. and my death. 34 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,660 You haven't called Robin, have you? Please tell me you didn't call her. 35 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,760 No, no. I'm giving her her space. 36 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,020 I can't believe she's doing this. You never should have asked her to marry 37 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:42,580 You're the mad smotherer. All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick 38 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:45,000 me out. I feel like Felix Unger. Let's go. 39 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,280 Just give me one hot minute. 40 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,180 Listen. 41 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,360 One sweet little piece of advice. 42 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,080 Slip the cable guy 50 bucks, he'll give you all the movie channels for free. 43 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:57,500 Even the dirty ones. 44 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:59,080 No, I couldn't. 45 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,640 I'm not good at that stuff. 46 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,360 What if he says no? I'll feel like an idiot. 47 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,320 None of them say no. Never happens. 48 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,580 Gotta go. Talk to you later. Kick ass. All right. 49 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,160 Hi, this is Robin Harris. 50 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,100 Stephen doesn't live here anymore. If you want to reach him, call him at 55... 51 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,960 Cable guy. Oh, great. 52 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,760 Cable guy. 53 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,700 Don't leave. 54 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,680 Wait. Cable guy. 55 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,500 I'm coming. Cable guy. I'm coming. Don't leave. 56 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 Come back. 57 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:20,220 Well, look who decided to show. 58 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,920 You were supposed to be here four hours ago. 59 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,180 Was I? 60 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:27,520 So, I'm the dirty one? 61 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:32,340 Yeah. I was going to go to that bed and bath place, and now it's closed. 62 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,200 Well, maybe I shouldn't have come at all. 63 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,720 Jerk off! 64 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,940 I'm just joking with you. 65 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,190 Let's do this. 66 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:47,350 Wow, the old McNair place. 67 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:50,650 Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened. 68 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:52,430 What happened? 69 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:54,670 They had a lot of cats. 70 00:04:57,370 --> 00:04:58,370 Here's the comment card. 71 00:04:58,610 --> 00:04:59,930 Please mail it in when I am done. 72 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:01,670 This go to your boss? 73 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,070 No, it goes to me. 74 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,850 I'm kind of a perfectionist. 75 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:08,530 Perfectionist. 76 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,000 Well, let's take a look at what we're dealing with here. 77 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,960 Hmm. 78 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,160 This could be a cool pad. 79 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Come on, baby. 80 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,640 Come on, baby. 81 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:46,930 Hello, Mama. 82 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,210 Is this what you want? 83 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:52,570 Huh? 84 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:58,110 Talk to me. 85 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:02,510 How about this? 86 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:06,250 Oh, yeah. 87 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:14,050 That's your sweet spot right there. 88 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:21,640 So, your lady kicked you out. 89 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:25,860 What? 90 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:32,240 In preparing your service, I noticed you were previously wired across town at 91 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,840 1258 and a half Chestnut. 92 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:38,220 Last week, the billing was transferred to one Robin Harris. 93 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,780 Smells like heartbreak to me. 94 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,810 Well, I really don't want to discuss it with you. 95 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:47,990 Would you just install my cable, please? I'm going to get dressed. 96 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:49,850 Suit yourself. 97 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:51,970 Sweat off my sack. 98 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:59,590 By the way, you might want to put on a bathing suit, because you'll be channel 99 00:06:59,590 --> 00:07:00,790 surfing in no time. 100 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:23,320 So ends day 54 of the trial of former child star Sam Sweet, who has been 101 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:28,580 of shooting his twin brother Stan in cold blood. The twins were stars of the 102 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:32,620 sitcom Double Trouble, which aired from 1977 till 1984. 103 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,420 Who wrote this? 104 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,760 He did! 105 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,760 Life wasn't sweet after the cancellation of their program. 106 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:44,640 Holly would chew them up and spit them out. A frustrated Sam turned to petty 107 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:49,060 larceny when his more impressionable brother fell in with a fringe cult 108 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,280 the Brotherhood of Friends. 109 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:56,360 And so, today, his attorneys continue to... I hope they find this bastard. 110 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,680 ...of twin envy, also known as twin stress syndrome. 111 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:04,900 Here with Robert Simmels, our frequent commentator on Court TV. 112 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,320 What happened? 113 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:08,540 Oh! 114 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:12,620 The arrangement of your major appliances and your furniture was causing some 115 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,460 noisy picks and humbars in your reception. 116 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:16,460 I moved a few things. 117 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:17,900 Cleared it right up. 118 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Is that cool? 119 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:20,660 Yeah, I guess. 120 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:23,760 I just have some paperwork for you to fill out. 121 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,760 Kind of a drag, you know? 122 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,340 Start getting to know somebody and then the job is done. Boom, bam. 123 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,179 Sign here? 124 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:46,950 I feel good about this. 125 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,570 Okay. 126 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:55,510 Hey, wait. 127 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:56,570 Yeah? 128 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,930 Uh, one thing. 129 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:05,230 I have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50, and then he got all the 130 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,230 channels for free. 131 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:08,470 Did you ever hear of anything like that? 132 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:24,860 Yeah? Who told you that? What is his name? I want it. 133 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:28,820 Oh, forget it. You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is 134 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,020 And in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5 ,000 or spend 135 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,120 months in a correctional facility. 136 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,280 Oh, please. No, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. 137 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:39,540 Forget it. 138 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,800 I'm just jerking your chin. 139 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:50,560 You are too easy. 140 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,030 Wake up, little snoozy. 141 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,570 Smell the smelling salt. 142 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,250 I'll juice you up. 143 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:04,230 Call it one guy doing another guy. That's solid. That is so nice. 144 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:06,170 You're a nice guy. 145 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,330 You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot. 146 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:11,750 Like I'm a goddamn plumber or something. 147 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,470 Here's my personal pager number. 148 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:16,510 For preferred customers only. 149 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:18,290 Never call the company. 150 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,890 They'll just put you on hold. 151 00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:23,370 Well, thanks. Really, you're going to get some good marks here. 152 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:27,230 And maybe I'll take you up to the satellite sometime, show you how this 153 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:27,989 thing works. 154 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:28,990 It's really incredible. 155 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:32,090 Sure. We should do that one day. How about tomorrow? 156 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:34,910 Tomorrow? 157 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,090 Tomorrow's no good. 158 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:37,110 Why? 159 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:38,250 What are you going to do? 160 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,690 Sit around and stew about your acts? 161 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,480 No, no, you didn't cross the line. Nope. Cool. 162 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,780 Pick you up at 6 .30. 163 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,320 There are 24 classrooms. 164 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,140 Each can be converted into a 1 ,400 -square -foot home. 165 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:11,080 The facility has an Olympic -sized swimming pool, two tennis courts, a full 166 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,560 and a stage if the residents decide they want to perform Oklahoma. 167 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,940 And most important, the structure is available in foreclosure. 168 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:25,640 If we put down a cash bid, we're going to steal this thing. 169 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 Yo, 170 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,420 Steve -O! 171 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,840 Hey, tough room, but you got it. 172 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,440 How you feeling? Fine. 173 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:45,100 Did I hear something about you having a little domestic discord or something? 174 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,880 Yeah, Robin and I are having a difficult time, and I moved out. I think it's 175 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,739 only temporary. 176 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:51,800 Can I be blunt with you? 177 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,740 If I approve this project and you screw it up, it's not going to be my ass. Now, 178 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,080 I have all the confidence in the world in you. It's just that you know where 179 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,300 coming from, right? I'm on it. 180 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,680 I'm more patient. I'm more loving. 181 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,920 They tell me this. 182 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:09,040 Nobody out here who's watching this doesn't believe there's something in 183 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,300 life they can improve. If they're doing well financially, which a lot of people 184 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,940 are challenged by... Maybe their relationship's not going so well because 185 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,340 they're so busy working on their finances. 186 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:21,240 Call now, and you'll be rushed the complete personal power success system 187 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,500 no -risk 30 -day in -home free trial. 188 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,100 Steve! 189 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,140 Steven! 190 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,840 Stevie! Time for Stevie! 191 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:34,860 Yo, Stevie! 192 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960 Hey, buddy! 193 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:38,640 Come on down! 194 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,940 What are you waiting for? A graved invitation? 195 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,140 I've had a few drinks. You might want to buckle up. 196 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:00,940 That's my humor. 197 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,040 Hey, thanks for coming out. 198 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,360 Most people think cable is just a simple coax that comes out of the wall. They 199 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,320 never take the time to understand how it works. 200 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,380 Where exactly are we going? 201 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,900 We're on a ride on the information super. 202 00:13:41,339 --> 00:13:43,160 Come up here to think sometimes. 203 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,040 Clear my head. 204 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,100 Brace yourself. 205 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,020 Right now she's sending entertainment and information to millions of satisfied 206 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,260 citizens. That's pretty impressive. 207 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,820 See? I knew you'd appreciate this. 208 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,340 The future is now! 209 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:26,940 Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone, and computer. 210 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,100 You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel. 211 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,100 Or watch female mud wrestling on another. 212 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,160 You can do your shopping at home. 213 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,160 Or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam. 214 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,060 There's no end to the possibilities. 215 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,420 When I was a kid, my mom worked nights. 216 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,220 I never met my father. 217 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,360 But the old TV was always there for me. 218 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,800 I know what you mean. 219 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,480 My dad was there, but he might as well have been away. 220 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,740 That's tough. 221 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,040 You must have a lot of abandonment issues. 222 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,260 Reality isn't Father Knows Best anymore. 223 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,080 It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel -toed greb Kodiak 224 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:19,180 boot and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed for reconstructive surgery. 225 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,200 But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right? 226 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,880 You know, my brother is a speech therapist. 227 00:15:32,839 --> 00:15:33,839 So? 228 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,200 Never mind. 229 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,260 You're pretty lovestruck about your lady, huh? 230 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,360 Yeah, I miss her. 231 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,860 I asked her to marry me and she asked me to move out. 232 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:50,540 I hate that. 233 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:54,480 She says that I put too much pressure on her. 234 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,560 Women are a labyrinth, my friend. 235 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,540 Can I be frank? 236 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,240 I don't think you listen to her. 237 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,800 I think you try to tell her what she wants to hear. 238 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:12,700 She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is. 239 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,340 All the complicated splendor that is woman. 240 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:23,360 When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you tenfold. 241 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:25,780 You're right. 242 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,820 That's incredibly insightful. 243 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,780 I know. 244 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,240 It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show. 245 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:41,650 You know what? 246 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:46,610 Women are suckers for Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month. At your 247 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,529 right there. 248 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:48,630 Robin loves that movie. 249 00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:49,930 They all do. 250 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,130 Next time you talk to her, tell her you're cooking yourself dinner, watching 251 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:56,710 by yourself, and sound like you've just never been happier. 252 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,190 She'll come running. 253 00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,470 Well, maybe I'll give it a try. 254 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:06,510 You know, I'm embarrassed to say this, but I don't even know your name. 255 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,040 Really want to know my name? 256 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 You do? 257 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,020 It's Ernie Douglas. 258 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,720 But my friends call me Chip. 259 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,420 This concludes our broadcast day. 260 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,980 Click. I don't listen to you. 261 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:55,940 I pretend to understand, but I'm really just saying the things that I think that 262 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:56,940 you want to hear. 263 00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:02,060 And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the complicated splendor 264 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,060 that is you. 265 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:09,480 Oh. I can see why taking this time might be good for us. 266 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,680 So I'm not mad. 267 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,430 Well, sometimes time apart is healthy. 268 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,290 You're right. 269 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,670 Well, that's what I came here to say. 270 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,870 Ooh, I gotta get back to the office. 271 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:33,090 So, uh, what are you doing tomorrow? 272 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:36,270 I'm just gonna cook myself some dinner, watch a movie. 273 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,490 Sleepless in Seattle is on cable. 274 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,630 Really? I love that movie. 275 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:41,970 Oh, well... 276 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,370 If you're around, why don't you come by and check out the new apartment? 277 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:46,970 Okay, maybe I will. 278 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,270 Whatever. 279 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,330 Hi, 280 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,090 I'm Tabitha Thorne with MTV News. 281 00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:02,010 Today in the Sam Sweet case, the prosecution played the 911 call that Sam 282 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:06,490 made the night he murdered his brother. Keep in mind, Mr. Sweet confessed one 283 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:07,490 month later. 284 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,699 this out and about. 285 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,620 Thought I'd see if anybody wanted to play some round ball. 286 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,360 Great. We need another man. 287 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,140 This is Chip Douglas, my cable guy. We met about a week ago in a routine 288 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,580 installation. I feel like I've known him my whole life. 289 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,060 Really? 290 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,240 That's sweet. 291 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,260 Okay. Chip Douglas, you're on my team. Let's play. 292 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,660 No way. 293 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840 I'm with you. 294 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,860 I'll switch teams. Let's just play. 295 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,880 Hold on. I've got to warm up. 296 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,360 I don't want to pull a hammy. 297 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,020 Let's get it on. 298 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,960 Any good? 299 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,220 Keep me under the board, you'll find out. 300 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,600 Check it. 301 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,460 Looks good. 302 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,640 Okay, let's see what you got, White Shadow. 303 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,620 I think Salami's open. 304 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:03,620 Boom! 305 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,820 That was in trouble! That was in trouble! 306 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:09,840 Oh, 307 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,079 I see. 308 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,640 We're playing prison rules, huh? 309 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,370 Thank you. 310 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:50,900 I guess we're done. 311 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,460 Thanks for bringing your friend, Steven. 312 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:57,400 Hey, Rick! 313 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,960 I never made a slam dunk before. 314 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,620 Thanks for the boost. 315 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,720 What are you doing? 316 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,300 I'm just talking trash. 317 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:11,900 You ruined the game. 318 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,200 I don't appreciate your comment, Steven. 319 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:20,920 What are you talking about? We're not friends. I don't even know you. 320 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,420 Well, let's change that. Let me buy you a Heineken. 321 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:26,860 I'm going home. 322 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,880 I guess we'll talk later. 323 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,160 I gotta go shower and do some stuff anyway. 324 00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:01,270 Just checking in. Give me a ring. I'm at 555 -4329. 325 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,270 What's up, Steve? I'm at a pay phone. 326 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:07,930 If you're there, pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, 327 00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:08,930 pick up, pick up. 328 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,450 Okay. I'll be home later. 329 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:12,830 Okay, I'm home. 330 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,090 Give me a buzz when you get in. 331 00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:15,790 I'll be here pretty much all night. 332 00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:18,169 Hey, man. 333 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:19,170 Me again. 334 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:21,930 I was just taking a whiz. Thought you might have called. Okay, later. 335 00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:26,790 We're having ourselves quite a little game of phone tag here. 336 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:32,980 I was just blow -drying my hair. I thought I heard the phone ring. That 337 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:33,879 happen to you? 338 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,620 Anyway, call me. We'll talk about it. 339 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,780 Steven, I think your machine is... Oh, shit. 340 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,240 Hi. Hey. 341 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,600 Good to see you. 342 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,760 You too. 343 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,779 How's work? 344 00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:07,780 Work's good. 345 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:09,380 How's Hal? 346 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,040 How's Hal? 347 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,320 Don't get me started. 348 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,180 Guy has no vision. 349 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,340 It's like working for Mr. Magoo. 350 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,800 Those hair plugs. 351 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:20,540 I know. 352 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,360 He's just an utterly useless person. 353 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,320 I think I hate him. 354 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,340 Huh. 355 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,860 It's nice to see that you're doing so well. 356 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,880 Well, it's nice just to see you. 357 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:37,710 Hey, should be on now. 358 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,250 Damn it. 359 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,510 Son of a bitch. 360 00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:53,450 Cable's out. 361 00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:56,030 Oh, wait, I know what to do. 362 00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:59,490 The cable guy is a friend of mine. 363 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:04,250 I'm a preferred customer. All I have to do is page him, and we should have this 364 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,250 fixed in no time. 365 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,300 Yeah, 366 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,640 my cable is out. 367 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,440 Really? 368 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,340 So you called me. 369 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,220 Funny how you call when you need something. 370 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,380 Is that how you treat people? 371 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,000 Well, I've been really busy. Can you get my cable going? Robin is here. 372 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,960 This is important. 373 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,940 But calling me back isn't. 374 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:52,160 I'm sorry. Please, can you help me out? 375 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,860 Why should I help you? 376 00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:00,200 I gave you free table. 377 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,100 What have you ever done for me? 378 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,240 Anything you want, just name it quickly. 379 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,720 Tomorrow night we hang out. 380 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,440 Fine, anything you want. 381 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,620 God bless you. 382 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,780 You're too good to me. You really are. 383 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,140 Boots with a cut cord. 384 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,680 That's for effect. 385 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:37,400 See you tomorrow, Steven. 386 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,880 She's pretty. 387 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,200 Don't kiss her. 388 00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:43,000 Don't even touch her. 389 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,460 Resist the urge at all costs. 390 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,520 I'll be off in the end. 391 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:51,260 See what I'm saying? 392 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,600 Enjoy the flight. 393 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,280 That's bad. 394 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,240 Yeah. She is my third grade teacher. You okay? 395 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,520 Yeah, I'm fine. 396 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:10,080 I look fine. How is she going to read any of these? 397 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,940 Because this is not how it's done. 398 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:19,060 I'd much rather just see somebody I like and get a feeling about them and 399 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,500 ask them if they want to have a drink. 400 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,180 Or a slice of pizza. 401 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:26,180 I wonder if it still works this way. 402 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,240 It doesn't. They ask you. 403 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:29,960 I'm starting to notice that. 404 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:36,260 What? 405 00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:45,740 In movies, women are always scratching up the men's back and screaming and 406 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:46,740 when they're having sex. 407 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,020 How do you know this? 408 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,480 Dad's got a cable. 409 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:09,040 Brother, you said I was going to get a brother to play with. Yeah, well, that's 410 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,680 why Mommy's going to happy hour. 411 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,260 Now, listen, you just sit there with Mr. 412 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,700 Babysitter, and he'll take real good care of you, okay? 413 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:19,700 Sweetie, don't sit so close to that thing. It's going to rot your brain. 414 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,360 Why didn't you take my call? 415 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,060 What does it say that I've got to stop what I'm doing and answer the phone 416 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:30,060 time it rings? 417 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,820 Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? 418 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,180 Come on, Evelyn, I gotta go. 419 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,620 Sorry about yesterday, by the way. I was in kind of a weird mood. 420 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,500 How'd everything go with you? 421 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,599 Keeping closed. 422 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,720 Pretty well, we'll see. 423 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:54,200 Look, about the other night... You're not peaking, are you? Come on, now. 424 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,840 I want this to be a surprise. 425 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:58,420 We don't need to be surprised. Where are we going? 426 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,220 Only the finest restaurant in town. 427 00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:04,879 Open Sesame. 428 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,860 Medieval Times? 429 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,080 I knew you'd like this place. 430 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,120 I come here twice a week. 431 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,520 Welcome to Medieval Times. I'll be your serving lunch, Melinda. 432 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,220 Might I fetch you something from the barkeep? 433 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:27,640 Dost dost have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? 434 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,320 He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight. 435 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,260 and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew, thus thou might have for thus. 436 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:38,040 I'll be right back, my lord. 437 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,020 My thanks to you, fair wench. 438 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,540 Boom, bam. Oh, thanks. 439 00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:50,660 Look, look, I have to tell you, this is kind of difficult. 440 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,980 Hold on. Hold on. 441 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:59,640 Welcome to a magnificent journey into the past. 442 00:31:00,830 --> 00:31:03,850 This is Medieval Times. 443 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:12,070 Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport 444 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,150 the likes of which you will never forget? 445 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:15,830 Yes! 446 00:31:16,370 --> 00:31:21,450 I charge you to stand up and cheer for your section's night. 447 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:22,870 Not again! 448 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:55,060 Hence, there are no utensils at medieval times. Would you like a refill on that 449 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:57,840 Pepsi? There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi? 450 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,040 Dude, I've got a lot of tables. 451 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,660 Can I have your skin? 452 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,900 Sure. Check this out. 453 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:19,220 Silence of the land. 454 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:22,330 Hello, Clary. 455 00:32:23,470 --> 00:32:24,910 It's good to see you again. 456 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,670 Oh, Lord. 457 00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:32,630 Listen, I want you to know this has nothing to do with you, Elizabeth. 458 00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:38,790 We have reached the climax of our competition, good people. And now two 459 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:45,370 from our audience will battle to the death to resolve the grievance. Will a 460 00:32:45,370 --> 00:32:47,350 master, Stephen M. Kovacs. 461 00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:49,370 And a Lord Chip Douglas. 462 00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:51,930 Make your way to the fighting pits. 463 00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:54,310 Let's go. 464 00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:56,430 What's going on? 465 00:32:56,770 --> 00:32:58,710 It appears we're going to do battle, Stephen. 466 00:32:59,150 --> 00:33:00,750 Is this a normal part of the show? 467 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:05,250 No. But I give all the knights free cable. They said it would be cool if we 468 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,190 went at it for a while. Well, is it safe? 469 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:09,290 Sure. That's what the armor is for. 470 00:33:09,610 --> 00:33:10,610 Come on. 471 00:33:12,610 --> 00:33:16,050 So what are we supposed to do? I mean, we have to be careful that we don't hurt 472 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,050 each other, right? 473 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:21,880 I cannot listen to any of your instructions, for you are my sworn enemy 474 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,880 about to meet your demise. 475 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,320 Okay, just take it easy, all right? 476 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:41,460 Nice move. 477 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,600 No second. 478 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:47,460 He's the mother of them, okay? 479 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,580 Come back here! 480 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,780 So that I may bring these! 481 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,720 Ow! 482 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,440 My leg! 483 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,020 I have a cramp. 484 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,880 You all right? 485 00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:31,889 Let's give my... 486 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,540 You want to play rough? 487 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,020 Daddy can play rough! 488 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,700 Like when Spock had to find Kirk on Star Trek. 489 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,460 Best friends forced to do battle. 490 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,480 This isn't funny when you stop it. 491 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,260 The name is Spock. 492 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,200 If we don't battle to the death, they will kill us both. 493 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,520 This isn't Spock. 494 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:29,970 Sir, talk to your Steve. 495 00:36:32,810 --> 00:36:36,610 Buddy, get on the friggin' horse. I don't think he's kidding. 496 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,400 You've done good, sir. 497 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:13,820 You are the victor. 498 00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:17,200 But we will meet again. 499 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:45,130 To admit, it's a real feeling of power holding that jousting stick. 500 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:48,470 If Robin had seen you tonight, she'd be begging you to take her back. 501 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,250 I'm telling you, these nights get late all the time. 502 00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:54,490 We should go again next week. 503 00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:58,610 You have no messages. 504 00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:00,630 Nobody loved you. 505 00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:07,150 Oh, by the way, I think I left something in the living room the other day. Can 506 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:08,610 you be a pal and check that out for me? 507 00:38:09,410 --> 00:38:10,610 Just a little piece of equipment. 508 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:20,530 What do you think? 509 00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:21,950 What is all this? 510 00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:28,910 It appears that someone has taken the liberty of updating your home 511 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:29,910 entertainment system. 512 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:40,070 I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX 513 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:43,850 quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants. 514 00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:46,430 You got into my house when I wasn't home? 515 00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:52,050 Well, how else was I supposed to get this stuff in here? By osmosis? How much 516 00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:53,050 did all of this cost? 517 00:38:53,870 --> 00:38:54,870 Practically nothing. 518 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,730 I have a connection. 519 00:38:57,390 --> 00:38:58,390 Preferred customer. 520 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,430 I hook him up, he hooks me up. 521 00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:03,790 Listen, I can't accept this. I wouldn't feel right. 522 00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,170 Why not? 523 00:39:06,050 --> 00:39:08,430 You give me something so much more valuable. 524 00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:12,350 Friendship. And you've given me friendship, so we're even. 525 00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:16,190 Really, don't take this personally, but you have to take all this stuff back. 526 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,400 Okay. 527 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,180 My friend would pick up work till Saturday. Can I leave it here till then? 528 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,800 Sure. No problem. 529 00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:30,200 Hi, this is Robin Harris. 530 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,920 Stephen doesn't live here anymore. If you want to reach him, call him at 555 531 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,920 -3837. 532 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,880 Hey, Robin, it's Stephen. 533 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:43,200 I'm still trying to reach you, so... Well, I'm at the office. Call me. 534 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040 How's it going? 535 00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:48,560 Good. Good. 536 00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,140 Keep it up. 537 00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:51,270 It's your ass. 538 00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:52,310 Right. 539 00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:55,070 It's Robin on line two. 540 00:39:57,550 --> 00:40:00,070 Hey, I had the best time the other night. 541 00:40:00,370 --> 00:40:02,490 So when am I going to get you on my sofa again? 542 00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:06,050 Well, tonight's not looking too good. How about tomorrow? 543 00:40:06,650 --> 00:40:07,650 Shit. 544 00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:10,610 I knew I'd get you on the phone that way. 545 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:14,830 Listen, that equipment is going to be history soon. 546 00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:17,590 Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine. 547 00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:19,030 What does that mean? 548 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,078 Tomorrow night. 549 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,420 Karaoke gym, your place. No ifs, ands, or buts. Well, maybe a few buts. 550 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,440 Big ones! 551 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:36,100 American woman, stay away from me. 552 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,140 American woman, mama let me be. 553 00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:48,980 Don't come hanging around my door. I don't want to see your face no more. I 554 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,650 more... You were going on a date? 555 00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:53,470 I thought we had fun the other night. We did. 556 00:40:53,730 --> 00:40:56,870 We did, but that doesn't mean that we're officially back together. 557 00:40:57,230 --> 00:40:59,670 And you said yourself, time apart is good. 558 00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:03,270 Yes, time apart from each other, but not with other people. 559 00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:05,050 That's not time apart. 560 00:41:05,390 --> 00:41:06,790 That's time with someone else. 561 00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:09,430 Steven, I love you, but I gotta go. 562 00:41:09,930 --> 00:41:10,930 Bye. 563 00:41:11,070 --> 00:41:12,070 Bye. 564 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:23,400 This is just a sign that you need to live a little. 565 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,560 She's having fun. You should, too. 566 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,900 Maybe you're right. 567 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,180 You're damn right I'm right. 568 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,240 Oh, I almost forgot. I got you a little something. 569 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,300 I thought you said we were even. 570 00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:40,700 You're breaking the rule. 571 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:41,960 So shoot me. 572 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,320 What is it? 573 00:41:53,770 --> 00:41:55,650 My brother thought it might help you with your list. 574 00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:01,350 This is... There's no work. 575 00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:05,770 That's no big deal. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It is to me. 576 00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:09,370 Now I'm on a mission. 577 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:16,090 This will be the best damn karaoke jam ever. 578 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:40,440 some nice friends yeah they're just preferred customers whoa tickler two o 579 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,700 'clock what a licorice 580 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:49,700 you're just playing with me 581 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:56,520 oh she's all over you like a lanchy shut up i drank all the iron 582 00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:01,880 it's out of her you you hesitate nester dates go 583 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,920 Hey. 584 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,360 I'm Stephen. 585 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:10,780 Heather. 586 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,620 Can I get you a beer? 587 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,080 How about a tequila? 588 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,080 All right. 589 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,560 Hi, Rick. 590 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,200 That's going to be a good one. 591 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,420 Thanks for accepting my invitation. 592 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:31,940 Stephen invited me. 593 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960 Look at him. 594 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,600 He's having a super time. 595 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960 He's changing, Rick. 596 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:42,600 You're going to have to learn to live with that. 597 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:49,120 I don't know what your story is, Chip Douglas. 598 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,600 I want to find out. 599 00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:54,200 Well, don't dig too deep. 600 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:57,840 You might get burned by the molten lava. 601 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,080 I'm out of here. 602 00:44:16,150 --> 00:44:19,410 The soothing sounds of Raul, ladies and gentlemen. 603 00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:25,730 You had honey in your voice tonight, Raul. Do a song for us. Oh, no, I 604 00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:43,250 Tonight's new song is performed by Jefferson Airplane in a little 605 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:46,290 called Give Me Shelter about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. 606 00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:49,070 That night, the Oakland chapter of the Hells Angels had their way. 607 00:44:49,450 --> 00:44:52,910 Tonight, it's my turn. 608 00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:55,490 One, two, three. 609 00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:57,310 When the truth is found. 610 00:46:10,410 --> 00:46:11,410 your head. 611 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640 Ladies and gentlemen. 612 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,120 I borrowed this sweatshirt. Hope you don't mind. 613 00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:54,720 Bacon and eggs coming up. 614 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,100 Where did Heather go? 615 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,640 Oh, I heard her leaving early this morning. 616 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,800 You said. 617 00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:05,840 What a night. 618 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:07,640 That was just what I needed. 619 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,720 Well, I'll tell you something. 620 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,360 You look like a new man. 621 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,160 You like a new man. 622 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,280 I was getting so used to being rejected. 623 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,340 You know, I really liked her. 624 00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:23,020 Who's my treat? 625 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:28,040 What do you mean it was your treat? 626 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,060 You know, I bought this time, you buy next time. 627 00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:36,900 Well, what you ready to pick, Cole? 628 00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,340 Buy what? 629 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500 What do you mean, buy what? 630 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:46,500 The women. 631 00:48:50,090 --> 00:48:56,830 that heather is a prostitute of course she is i think a woman like that would 632 00:48:56,830 --> 00:49:03,090 hang out with us if we weren't paying oh this can't be happening oh hey hey 633 00:49:03,090 --> 00:49:10,090 hey it's okay she's totally clean i checked her out a week ago 634 00:49:10,090 --> 00:49:16,830 make sure she was top quality and i'm healthy as a horse not a drip 635 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,780 Would you like some juice? 636 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,280 You're kidding me, right? 637 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,200 She's a friend of yours. You're just messing with my mind, right? 638 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,860 I wish I had friends like that. 639 00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:29,680 Get out of my house. 640 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,440 What are you so ashamed of? 641 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,320 I know she was a working girl, but she kind of liked you. 642 00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,900 You might even have been able to get a freebie. Who knows? Just get out now. I 643 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,060 don't ever want to see you again. 644 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,100 Robin's never going to forgive me. 645 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,660 Well, I'll tell you how you handle that. 646 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:47,040 Don't tell her. You want her back? 647 00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:50,530 I'll help you get her back. I don't want you to help. I can do that. I just want 648 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:54,370 you out of my apartment. And get this stuff out of here. I think you need to 649 00:49:54,370 --> 00:49:57,510 yourself why you're doing this, Stephen. Because I think you're starting to 650 00:49:57,510 --> 00:49:58,510 sabotage yourself. 651 00:49:58,750 --> 00:49:59,750 Out. Now. 652 00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:04,550 Everything was going so well. Why are you doing this, Stephen? 653 00:50:04,970 --> 00:50:06,190 I made you breakfast. 654 00:50:06,610 --> 00:50:08,010 And we were eating. 655 00:50:08,310 --> 00:50:10,450 Out. And scramby eggs. 656 00:50:11,190 --> 00:50:15,770 No, I'll fix this, Stephen. I can fix it. I can make it cool again. Out. 657 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:19,540 This is just a speed bump, Steven! I'll make it better! 658 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,360 May I help you? 659 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:26,840 No. 660 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:27,540 I'm... 661 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:37,400 I 662 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:44,380 apologize about last night. I came home from the gym and I 663 00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,380 had the belt loose. 664 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,580 Both appreciate it. 665 00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:01,840 So Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship. What's that like? 666 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:03,240 I'm going to be hard on you. 667 00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:09,400 Not really. We're just sort of in a holding pattern right now. A holding 668 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,400 pattern? 669 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,740 It sounds like you need to come down and refuel. 670 00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:17,380 You're sexy. 671 00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:18,580 You heard me. 672 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,580 You've been working hard. 673 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Take a break. 674 00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:29,500 Excuse 675 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:36,500 me, excuse me. 676 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,860 Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. Hey, what's the story with our chicken, man? 677 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:39,939 The chicken. 678 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:41,400 Have the eggs had a chance to hatch yet? 679 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,220 Well, maybe you can go check on it for me, my friend, if it's not too much 680 00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:46,220 trouble for you. 681 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,740 All right, I'm sorry to put you out. 682 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 See the attitude? 683 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,560 Unbelievable. 684 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:54,620 Look at him, like hysterical now. 685 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,720 What were we talking about? 686 00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:59,420 Your job. What's that like? What's your job like? 687 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:06,940 It's a little crazy right now. We're just sort of... Hold on for just a 688 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:09,660 I need to use the head and I'll be right back. I want to find out about your 689 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,520 job. I'm interested. I'm curious about it. 690 00:52:12,820 --> 00:52:14,480 And what is the score with the ticket? 691 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,600 Enjoy your meal. 692 00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:26,390 Good evening, sir. 693 00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:30,770 Pleasant night, isn't it? 694 00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:33,090 Yeah, not too bad. 695 00:52:33,370 --> 00:52:35,530 Of course, I guess the weather is always pleasant in here. 696 00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:38,630 The winters are remarkably mild. 697 00:52:45,470 --> 00:52:48,670 If you need anything, just let me know. Anything at all. 698 00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:51,150 Don't bother. I think I got it under control. 699 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,180 Then what is your deal? 700 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,720 People rarely take advantage of all my services. 701 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,540 Let me help you wash up. 702 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,360 Lendliness is next to godliness. 703 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,900 You're on a big date. 704 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,400 You need to look your back. 705 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,260 Better take care of the shine. 706 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:25,420 Now. Let's pluck those eyebrows. 707 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,700 She loves me. She loves me not. 708 00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:31,660 She loves me. She loves me. 709 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,540 Little hootie there. 710 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,200 Handy. 711 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,380 Touch of alfalfa. And boom, bam. 712 00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:46,220 We're ready to draw you. 713 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,740 You know, from this angle, he looks just like Dizzy Gillespie. 714 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,000 Don't 715 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:16,720 worry 716 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,720 about the tent. 717 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,600 But I've got one for you. 718 00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:22,660 Stay away from Robin. 719 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:37,810 Here's a bizarre story from downtown where a man was beaten in a restroom by 720 00:54:37,810 --> 00:54:39,750 assailant disguised as a bathroom attendant. 721 00:54:40,170 --> 00:54:43,010 The victim has been unable to speak since this unmotivated attack. 722 00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:46,510 A police sketch artist put together this drawing for witnesses' descriptions. 723 00:54:46,990 --> 00:54:47,990 We'll be right back. 724 00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:51,870 Tonight on UPN, the trial that's captured the nation. 725 00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:57,110 Everybody is waiting for the verdict, but you don't have to wait for the 726 00:54:58,890 --> 00:55:00,590 Crybaby, I love you. 727 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:13,300 Eric Roberts is Sam and Stan Sweet in Brothers, Sweet Brother, The Killing of 728 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,140 Stanton Sweet. Parental discretion advised. 729 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,840 Who is it? 730 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,420 It's the cable guy. 731 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:33,750 My cable's fine. 732 00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:38,310 I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris. 733 00:55:38,870 --> 00:55:39,970 Total rainbow package. 734 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,470 That's every pay channel available. 735 00:55:41,930 --> 00:55:43,290 Well, I didn't order that. 736 00:55:47,790 --> 00:55:49,450 Apparently you have a secret admirer. 737 00:55:54,210 --> 00:55:55,590 Oh, there's a man named Steven? 738 00:55:55,930 --> 00:55:57,110 I can't tell you that. 739 00:55:57,550 --> 00:55:58,388 Come on. 740 00:55:58,390 --> 00:56:00,130 No, I promised Steven I wouldn't say. 741 00:56:00,839 --> 00:56:02,440 Oh my goodness, look what I've done. 742 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,180 You didn't hear it from me. 743 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,520 Come on. 744 00:56:41,710 --> 00:56:42,710 work is done. 745 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:45,250 Okay. 746 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:47,530 That was hot up there. 747 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:55,490 So, um, are you a friend of Stephen's? 748 00:56:56,230 --> 00:57:00,230 I'm proud to say that I am. I recently installed his cable and we just hit it 749 00:57:00,230 --> 00:57:02,330 off. We bonded big time. 750 00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:04,390 Are you guys going out a lot? 751 00:57:04,890 --> 00:57:05,890 Not really. 752 00:57:07,150 --> 00:57:08,810 That guy's devoted to you. 753 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:15,720 You know, I'm probably crossing a boundary telling you this, but he thinks 754 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:16,678 you're the cat's pajamas. 755 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,680 He really does. 756 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,080 Oh. 757 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,820 Did he say that? 758 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,060 Only every five minutes. 759 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:27,920 Frankly, I'm sick of hearing it. I'm just joking. 760 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,540 He's a good man. 761 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:37,140 Yeah. He mentioned that you guys have had some problems. 762 00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:39,720 Yeah. It's a little complicated. 763 00:57:40,350 --> 00:57:41,370 It always is. 764 00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:45,070 You know, I asked a woman to marry me once. 765 00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:48,610 She said she wanted to think about it. 766 00:57:49,690 --> 00:57:52,710 We agreed to take some time apart, reassess our feelings. 767 00:57:53,450 --> 00:57:57,470 You know, give each other space. 768 00:58:01,490 --> 00:58:03,370 Well, she's no longer with us. 769 00:58:06,430 --> 00:58:08,390 Oh, I'm sorry. 770 00:58:10,190 --> 00:58:12,390 Sometimes you don't know what you've got till it's gone. 771 00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:19,530 Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, okay? 772 00:58:19,950 --> 00:58:21,490 That you don't have to regulate. 773 00:58:22,610 --> 00:58:23,710 I promise. 774 00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:28,510 Anyway, I've said too much. 775 00:58:32,810 --> 00:58:33,810 Thank you. 776 00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:39,090 Cherish him, Robin. 777 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,140 Every hair on his head. 778 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:52,760 Hello. I love you. 779 00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:55,080 Robin? Yes. 780 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,640 Oh, I love you too. 781 00:58:57,980 --> 00:58:59,900 That was so sweet of you. 782 00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:02,260 Oh, well. 783 00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:03,900 You didn't have to do that. 784 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,640 I wanted to. 785 00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:10,690 Give me me. cable. Only you would do something like that. 786 00:59:13,030 --> 00:59:14,030 Oh. 787 00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:18,030 Well, you know what? I've been wanting to do something for you, but I was 788 00:59:18,030 --> 00:59:22,590 to give you your space, so... Well, maybe we shouldn't be making rules 789 00:59:23,410 --> 00:59:24,410 Okay. 790 00:59:24,670 --> 00:59:26,830 So, call me later if you're around? 791 00:59:27,810 --> 00:59:29,930 Well, sure. I'll call you as soon as I get home. 792 00:59:30,270 --> 00:59:31,450 Okay. Bye. 793 00:59:31,910 --> 00:59:32,910 All right. Bye. 794 00:59:33,610 --> 00:59:34,610 Dude. 795 00:59:38,860 --> 00:59:39,960 a concert. Oh, Jesus. 796 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,740 What? That was Robin. I think that we're getting back together. 797 00:59:44,980 --> 00:59:47,080 So you're blowing me off. I can't believe this. 798 00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:50,640 You do this every time, man. I don't know why I put up with it anymore. 799 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,760 Don't be mad. Pick somebody else to go. 800 01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:04,200 Yeah. Maybe I'll take my table guy. 801 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:12,920 So I'll call you later. 802 01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:21,520 Pretty smooth work. 803 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,860 I set him up, you knock him down. 804 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:26,880 What? 805 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,120 Rob it. 806 01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:29,900 I got her back for me. 807 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,300 I duped her up. 808 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:33,880 How'd we know we're back together? 809 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,000 Free cable is the ultimate absenteeism, Steven. 810 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,920 I don't want you messing around with my life. I know. 811 01:00:40,410 --> 01:00:43,210 I felt bad about the other night. I wanted to make it up to you. 812 01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:48,210 So what are you doing, Lawrence K. Smith? 813 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:57,550 Look, I appreciate you helping me out with Robin. 814 01:00:58,350 --> 01:01:03,650 But you have to understand, I'm going to have to work extra hard to not screw 815 01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:05,130 this relationship up again. 816 01:01:06,170 --> 01:01:07,570 You're a very nice guy. 817 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,200 But I just don't have any room in my life for a new friend. 818 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,240 Okay? 819 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,680 So, what are you going to say? 820 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,040 I don't want to be your friend. 821 01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:28,420 I appreciate your honesty. 822 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,640 You're a real straight shooter. 823 01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:34,060 So you're alright? 824 01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:37,260 Hey, I'm a big boy. 825 01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,180 No big deal. 826 01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:42,100 Whatever. 827 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:47,840 You're sure? 828 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,080 Uh -huh. 829 01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:51,420 I'm fine. 830 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,158 Robin Harris. 831 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:14,360 Hey, it's Chip Douglas. 832 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,680 Chip Douglas. 833 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:19,680 The cable guy. 834 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,040 Oh. 835 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,320 Hi. 836 01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:24,780 What's up? 837 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:29,360 I feel kind of weird calling you. It's just I'm worried about Steven. 838 01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:30,940 What is it? 839 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,140 Well, something isn't right. 840 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,660 He doesn't seem like himself lately. 841 01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:37,980 Have you noticed anything? 842 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,020 No, actually, things are going really well. 843 01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:44,100 Good. 844 01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:48,160 That makes me feel better. 845 01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:50,000 Well, should I be worried? 846 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,400 Nope. 847 01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:53,900 I'm probably just being a nervous Nelly. 848 01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,560 Let's just keep our eyes open. 849 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:00,919 All right. 850 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:01,920 Okay. 851 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,880 Okay. Bye. 852 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,240 Bye -bye. 853 01:03:08,010 --> 01:03:09,750 All right, I just want to put this out there. Stevie? 854 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:11,589 You did it, man. 855 01:03:11,590 --> 01:03:15,590 You took your kihonis and mine and you put them on the table and you slam 856 01:03:15,590 --> 01:03:16,770 it. Way to go. 857 01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:19,050 Now watch, they're probably going to give them my job. 858 01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:21,790 Anyway, on to the next order of business. 859 01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:25,150 We just closed escrow on the downtown blocks. 860 01:03:25,930 --> 01:03:29,330 So now that we have that bear up our back, we can get down to the order of 861 01:03:29,330 --> 01:03:30,470 finding an architect. 862 01:03:31,370 --> 01:03:33,950 Now, corporate somebody list his name. I don't know who he is. 863 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:35,610 Give me one. 864 01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:37,590 There's Stephen Kovacs in here. 865 01:03:38,550 --> 01:03:41,430 Uh, yeah, I'm Stephen Kovacs. 866 01:03:41,830 --> 01:03:42,830 What's the problem? 867 01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:44,870 You're under arrest, son. What did he do? 868 01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:46,490 Stephen stole the property. 869 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:51,310 What? What? I don't know anything about it. Oh, wait a minute. I cannot speak 870 01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:52,430 until spoken to. 871 01:03:52,670 --> 01:03:53,970 You have the right to remain silent. 872 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:57,070 Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. 873 01:03:57,350 --> 01:03:59,570 You have the right to an attorney. Do you understand? 874 01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:02,070 But I didn't accept any stolen goods. 875 01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:03,670 Deluxe karaoke machine. 876 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,900 I can't believe you did this. I didn't do anything. 877 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,900 He gave you a big screen TV and a hi -fi system as a present? You expect me to 878 01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:28,280 believe that? You know you're killing your mother with this. I swear it's 879 01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:30,840 Why would you accept such extravagant gifts? 880 01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:32,340 I don't know. I shouldn't have. 881 01:04:33,090 --> 01:04:35,350 What's really going on here, Stephen? Are you on something? 882 01:04:35,690 --> 01:04:36,850 Are you taking the pot? 883 01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:39,130 I'm fine. I didn't do anything. 884 01:04:40,050 --> 01:04:44,390 Just call my cable guy. Stephen, the police look into it. Nobody named Chip 885 01:04:44,390 --> 01:04:46,110 Douglas works for the cable company. 886 01:04:46,990 --> 01:04:48,830 This is a mistake. This can't be happening. 887 01:04:49,090 --> 01:04:51,110 Yes, it is, and it's killing your mother. 888 01:04:51,970 --> 01:04:53,310 When can you get me out of here? 889 01:04:53,570 --> 01:04:56,330 Well, unfortunately, there's no time to get a bail hearing today. 890 01:04:57,010 --> 01:04:59,330 You're going to have to spend the weekend in county lockup. 891 01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:11,460 You hear anything? 892 01:05:30,990 --> 01:05:33,330 Oh, Stephen, I came as soon as I could. 893 01:05:33,570 --> 01:05:34,570 What's your real name? 894 01:05:34,850 --> 01:05:39,270 It's Larry Tate, but that's not what's important right now. We have to get you 895 01:05:39,270 --> 01:05:39,988 out of here. 896 01:05:39,990 --> 01:05:43,910 I was watching court TV. I think I saw the football in your case. I'm going to 897 01:05:43,910 --> 01:05:46,190 talk to the judge about a writ of habeas corpus. 898 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:48,510 I'll put the system on trial. 899 01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:50,110 Why are you doing this to me? 900 01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:54,050 I didn't do this to you. You did this to you. You set me up. 901 01:05:54,410 --> 01:05:57,590 No, I taught you a lesson. 902 01:05:58,670 --> 01:06:01,010 I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. 903 01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,410 You seem to prefer the latter. 904 01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:05,990 I'm just here to comfort you. 905 01:06:08,510 --> 01:06:09,670 Come on, touch it. 906 01:06:09,910 --> 01:06:14,070 Huh? Come on, you need human contact. Touch it. I will not touch it. 907 01:06:17,970 --> 01:06:19,170 What are you doing? Stop it. 908 01:06:19,770 --> 01:06:20,769 Stop it. 909 01:06:20,770 --> 01:06:22,850 I know how you're feeling right now. 910 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,490 Stop it. Stop it. Don't do that. 911 01:06:24,810 --> 01:06:26,090 I'm here for you. 912 01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:31,970 Don't do that, Jesus Christ. You're going to get me killed. 913 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:35,710 Oh, Billy. 914 01:06:44,830 --> 01:06:45,930 I'm just messing with you. 915 01:06:47,650 --> 01:06:48,770 Remember Midnight Express? 916 01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:51,870 Oliver Stone won the Academy Award for Best Screenplay. 917 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,730 Awesome, awesome scene. 918 01:06:54,630 --> 01:06:58,610 Guard, this is the man who framed me. He's right here. He set me up. Arrest 919 01:06:58,970 --> 01:07:00,530 Hey, Bernie, how's that sports package? 920 01:07:01,510 --> 01:07:02,510 All right. 921 01:07:05,850 --> 01:07:09,330 Oh, by the way, don't worry about Robin. 922 01:07:10,550 --> 01:07:12,810 I'll make sure she's well taken care of. 923 01:07:13,610 --> 01:07:15,690 If you go near her, I'll kill you. 924 01:07:16,530 --> 01:07:18,150 That's it. Come on, let's go. 925 01:07:21,110 --> 01:07:23,770 This concludes our broadcast day. 926 01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:31,380 You bet your ass you've been blowing me off. This guy's really been doing a 927 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,620 number on me. I told you not to hang out with him. You told me to offer him 928 01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:38,320 money and get free cable. Did I tell you to have a karaoke jam with them? 929 01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,500 Goldman. Got it. 930 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,240 Rick, I'm out on bail. 931 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,700 Okay, I'll see if I can get my friend in research to track him down. What did 932 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,698 you say his name was? 933 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:55,520 Well, he calls himself Larry Tate, but he told me his name is Chip Douglas. 934 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,670 Chip Douglas. Chip Douglas. 935 01:07:59,090 --> 01:08:00,370 Why does that sound so familiar? 936 01:08:02,510 --> 01:08:04,210 Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. 937 01:08:05,030 --> 01:08:08,170 You're not fine. When you say you're fine, I know that you're not fine. I 938 01:08:08,170 --> 01:08:09,170 want to get this over with. 939 01:08:09,670 --> 01:08:10,990 I hate visiting my parents. 940 01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:15,190 Isn't this guy cool? 941 01:08:16,510 --> 01:08:18,350 Come on in, you psycho. 942 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,550 What is he doing here? 943 01:08:22,810 --> 01:08:25,410 I invited him. You invited him when? 944 01:08:26,010 --> 01:08:29,670 At lunch the other day. At lunch the other day? You had lunch? You look 945 01:08:30,229 --> 01:08:32,069 And you are a vision. 946 01:08:33,550 --> 01:08:34,550 Hello, Stephen. 947 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:36,170 You look rested. 948 01:08:37,550 --> 01:08:38,550 Come here. 949 01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:40,689 What's wrong, Stephen? 950 01:08:40,930 --> 01:08:44,050 I'm sensing some weird energy from you. Yeah, well, maybe that's because I just 951 01:08:44,050 --> 01:08:47,250 got out of jail where you sent me. I should just take you to the police right 952 01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,250 now. 953 01:08:48,590 --> 01:08:49,609 You can if you like. 954 01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:52,850 But I'd hate to have to show Robin this. 955 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,080 Bastard! 956 01:08:57,260 --> 01:08:58,260 Come on, Stephen. 957 01:08:58,439 --> 01:08:59,979 Let's just have a good time tonight. 958 01:09:01,279 --> 01:09:07,700 So Stephen is carrying this battle axe, and he's chasing me, waving it around 959 01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:11,859 like a madman. So I says to him, I says, hey, it's just a show. What are you 960 01:09:11,859 --> 01:09:12,859 trying to prove? 961 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:17,979 He is always taking things too seriously. 962 01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:21,140 Tell me something I don't know. The guy almost took my head off. 963 01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:31,939 It's the adult version of the popular television. 964 01:09:32,620 --> 01:09:37,319 Robin, you're on my team. Stephen, you're with mom. 965 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,520 don't want to play this game. All right, come on. Steven! 966 01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:08,460 Woman. 967 01:10:10,420 --> 01:10:11,420 Woman. 968 01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:13,380 No? No. 969 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,100 All right. 970 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,380 Peanut. 971 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:21,840 Peanut. 972 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:24,760 Peanut. 973 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,700 Vagina? Yes! 974 01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,460 Yes! 975 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:40,120 She's got vagina, she's got vagina. I would have said Sean. 976 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,620 Hey, now we're starting to get this. 977 01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:02,438 Can I pass? 978 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,840 Come on. Steve, don't be a stick in the mud. 979 01:11:07,580 --> 01:11:08,580 Breast. 980 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:11,840 Breast. 981 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:14,640 Tick. 982 01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:21,820 Okay. Remember his clue? 983 01:11:24,540 --> 01:11:25,540 Heart. 984 01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,960 Erection. 985 01:11:32,590 --> 01:11:33,590 But thanks for noticing. 986 01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:37,830 Your turn. 987 01:11:39,330 --> 01:11:40,330 Center. 988 01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:45,070 Center. 989 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:49,890 Center. Nipple? 990 01:12:14,410 --> 01:12:18,450 I can't say that to my mother. Hey, she's a grown woman. She can handle it. 991 01:12:18,470 --> 01:12:20,590 I won't do it. I'm not going to do it. I don't want to play anymore. I've had 992 01:12:20,590 --> 01:12:21,590 enough. That's it. 993 01:12:21,690 --> 01:12:23,130 It's just skin, Stephen. 994 01:12:23,530 --> 01:12:26,550 No, I've had enough. I don't want to do it anymore. I'm not playing porno 995 01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:27,550 password with him. 996 01:12:27,830 --> 01:12:31,410 Stephen, I really think you're overreacting. I'm not overreacting. 997 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:35,650 being fooled by him. He's not like this. He's a lunatic and he's a felon. 998 01:12:35,870 --> 01:12:36,870 Whoa! 999 01:12:37,850 --> 01:12:38,850 Everybody just relax. 1000 01:12:39,870 --> 01:12:41,150 We knew this was going to happen. 1001 01:12:41,650 --> 01:12:42,910 Nothing is happening. 1002 01:12:43,470 --> 01:12:47,180 Nothing! It's happening. Stephen, this is a safe place. 1003 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,380 You're with people who love you. Right, everyone? 1004 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,580 Yes. I hate you. 1005 01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:54,380 Get out of my life. 1006 01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:57,100 He's projecting all of his anger onto me. 1007 01:12:57,740 --> 01:12:58,740 Maybe I should go. 1008 01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:00,080 No, don't go. 1009 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,480 Stephen, you are being an asshole. 1010 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,840 What? You see what's happening right now? 1011 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,300 You're hitting bottom. 1012 01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:08,280 You stay away from me. Come on now. 1013 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,600 This is where the healing begins. 1014 01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:12,320 Come on. 1015 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,180 Come on. 1016 01:13:32,490 --> 01:13:33,490 Good night, good evening, everyone. 1017 01:13:34,550 --> 01:13:36,150 I guess I'll be leaving now. 1018 01:13:42,830 --> 01:13:45,910 I forgive you. 1019 01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:49,570 I only hope my neurologist will feel the same. 1020 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,340 Did anybody notice I'm late? 1021 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,500 What are you talking about? 1022 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,740 We've been here for an hour. 1023 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:18,739 How's Hal? 1024 01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:20,300 Oh, don't get me started. 1025 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:25,660 That man, he has no vision. It's like working for Mr. Magoo. Now, if only 1026 01:14:25,660 --> 01:14:28,540 somebody at corporate would wise up and dump Hal. 1027 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,199 Hair plugs. 1028 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:34,120 It's just so awful to look at. I know. Hair plugs. 1029 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,160 Hair plugs. Hair plugs. I know. I know. I know. 1030 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,780 I hate him. 1031 01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:43,720 I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. 1032 01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:05,420 I don't hate you. 1033 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:08,680 Get out. 1034 01:15:42,700 --> 01:15:43,700 This isn't funny! 1035 01:16:15,350 --> 01:16:17,890 Bingo! My three sons. 1036 01:16:18,890 --> 01:16:20,190 Chip and Ernie Douglas. 1037 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:24,770 I got a list here of every cable installer fired in the last four years. 1038 01:16:24,770 --> 01:16:25,770 out some of these names. 1039 01:16:25,830 --> 01:16:26,830 Maurice Slaughter. 1040 01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:31,290 George Jetson. Jean -Luc Picard. There's even a guy who liked to be called the 1041 01:16:31,290 --> 01:16:32,290 Big Ragu. 1042 01:16:32,830 --> 01:16:34,150 Carmine from the Vernon Show. 1043 01:16:34,370 --> 01:16:36,250 That's so sad that you know that. 1044 01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:41,210 Anyway, the cable company in town fired a guy six months ago named Darren 1045 01:16:41,210 --> 01:16:43,810 Stevens. You may remember his boss. 1046 01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:48,680 Larry Tate, from a little show called Bewitched. 1047 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,980 So, he doesn't even work for the cable company. 1048 01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:53,460 Got me! 1049 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:59,720 They booted his ass for stalking customers. This guy is deeply troubled. 1050 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:01,580 were you, I'd lock up tight. 1051 01:17:01,980 --> 01:17:05,660 New developments breaking in the Sam Sweet trial. The jury has notified the 1052 01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:09,300 judge that they are close to a verdict and would like to continue deliberating 1053 01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:10,300 into the evening hours. 1054 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:12,440 We'll keep you updated as events warrant. 1055 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,700 The day started real nice here in Centerville, but now the moisture is 1056 01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:19,540 increasing and the clouds are lowering and thickening. Back on Centerville 1057 01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:20,980 weather radar, we'll see strong thunderstorms. 1058 01:18:46,570 --> 01:18:47,750 I just want to hang out. 1059 01:19:16,170 --> 01:19:17,710 We could have been blood brothers. 1060 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:19,610 But you're too needy. 1061 01:19:20,150 --> 01:19:21,390 It's a real turn off. 1062 01:19:21,910 --> 01:19:25,750 Ask Robin. Rick told me that you were fired from the cable company. You're not 1063 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:29,250 even a real cable guy. Can you hold on a second? I have a call waiting. 1064 01:19:45,350 --> 01:19:49,650 it off i know it's you sorry about that where was i don't do this there must be 1065 01:19:49,650 --> 01:19:54,550 something we can do to work this out i wish there was i'm just so tired steven 1066 01:19:54,550 --> 01:20:01,050 so very tired well can't can't we talk in person where are you i love 1067 01:20:01,050 --> 01:20:07,990 to chat but i'm getting together with a lady friend you 1068 01:20:07,990 --> 01:20:11,870 might know her stay away from her goodbye steven click 1069 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,820 She just left with a man from the cable company. 1070 01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,480 Do you know where they were going? 1071 01:20:28,180 --> 01:20:33,240 No, but I heard him say they were going to go for a ride on the information 1072 01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:34,680 superhighway. 1073 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,940 The future is now! 1074 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:48,580 Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone, and computer. 1075 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:52,000 You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, 1076 01:21:00,049 --> 01:21:00,770 I want to 1077 01:21:00,770 --> 01:21:08,170 go 1078 01:21:08,170 --> 01:21:09,170 home now. 1079 01:21:09,270 --> 01:21:10,670 I'm worried about Steven. 1080 01:21:11,310 --> 01:21:12,310 Steven! 1081 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,140 Dry land is not a myth. 1082 01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:31,180 I've seen it. 1083 01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:33,480 Kevin Costner, Waterworld. 1084 01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:36,800 I don't know what all the fuss is about. 1085 01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:39,280 I saw that movie six times. It ruled. 1086 01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:44,000 Isn't it funny that we ended up in this position? 1087 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,220 Seriously. 1088 01:22:56,490 --> 01:22:57,490 Steven! 1089 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,520 over just a tad day. 1090 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:17,420 Oh, here comes our hero. 1091 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,500 Okay, easy. 1092 01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:21,240 It didn't have to be this way, Stephen. 1093 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,540 Well, why are we up here? What are you planning to do? 1094 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,640 I don't really have a plan as such. 1095 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:29,680 I'm pretty much going moment to moment right now. 1096 01:24:30,260 --> 01:24:31,260 Winging it, really. 1097 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:33,140 You gotta admit, though. 1098 01:24:33,770 --> 01:24:36,610 It's a pretty cool place for an ending. An ending to what? 1099 01:24:37,290 --> 01:24:40,970 It's like that movie GoldenEye. No, it's not. It's not like anything. 1100 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:24,140 quiet down and just chill out in front of the tv for a while is that it 1101 01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:30,720 you were never there for me were you mother 1102 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:37,540 you expected mike and carol brady to 1103 01:25:37,540 --> 01:25:38,540 raise me 1104 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:06,260 That's it. 1105 01:26:11,780 --> 01:26:13,060 That's what I have to do! 1106 01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:19,440 Yeah? No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, come down from there. 1107 01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:23,200 We'll all go out together and we'll have a hide -and -seek. 1108 01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:24,440 Yeah. 1109 01:26:24,540 --> 01:26:25,840 I'm not thirsty anymore. 1110 01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:29,360 See ya. 1111 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,500 No! 1112 01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:44,340 It's okay. 1113 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,860 I understand my purpose now. 1114 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,400 Don't do this. 1115 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:52,280 You just need help. We all get lonely. 1116 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,140 Yeah, but I get really lonely. 1117 01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:58,660 I mean, look at me. Come on. 1118 01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:03,380 You'll be fine. 1119 01:27:03,780 --> 01:27:05,920 I'll be your pal. Just come on up. 1120 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:07,600 No. 1121 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,760 It's too late for me. 1122 01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:12,120 But there are a lot of little... 1123 01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:15,140 boys and girls out there who still have a chance. 1124 01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:19,080 Don't you understand, Steven? 1125 01:27:26,780 --> 01:27:31,960 Somebody has to kill the babysitter. 1126 01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:47,230 This is the moment America has been waiting for. We have just been informed 1127 01:27:47,230 --> 01:27:50,330 the jury has notified the judge that they've reached the verdict. So we'll 1128 01:27:50,330 --> 01:27:53,650 the verdict back to the clerk. We are live. The jury has beat it. And the 1129 01:27:53,650 --> 01:27:56,990 verdict in the Sam Sweet is 40 million euros. 1130 01:27:57,490 --> 01:28:02,130 This is real life. 1131 01:28:04,010 --> 01:28:07,590 Sam Sweet himself in the case of California versus Sweet. 1132 01:28:08,610 --> 01:28:11,110 Samuel Jacob Sweet has been found. 1133 01:28:35,790 --> 01:28:36,810 Customer, my ass! 1134 01:29:22,860 --> 01:29:24,920 Squad 51, Squad 51, man down. 1135 01:29:26,020 --> 01:29:27,060 Possible back injury. 1136 01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:35,000 Dixie, we're going to need an IV with D5W and ring of lactate detect. 1137 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:36,600 Check vital signs. 1138 01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:38,200 Administer lighting and drip. 1139 01:29:40,540 --> 01:29:41,740 Prepare to defibrillate. 1140 01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:43,400 Clear. 1141 01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:04,140 You two are going to be just fine. 1142 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:06,620 Take care of him, Robert. 1143 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,120 He's good people. 1144 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:11,500 You never told me your real name. 1145 01:30:13,620 --> 01:30:17,200 You still want to know my name? 1146 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:19,760 Yeah. 1147 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:25,560 It's Ricardo. 1148 01:30:28,540 --> 01:30:29,640 Ricky Ricardo. 1149 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:43,960 Thank you. 1150 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:08,560 Thank you. 1151 01:32:45,290 --> 01:32:46,290 just leave. 1152 01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:31,200 Save me, save me. 1153 01:33:34,020 --> 01:33:38,660 Taken by those who love you. 1154 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:07,480 don't come over 1155 01:35:06,060 --> 01:35:08,180 Someone please save us. 1156 01:35:09,700 --> 01:35:13,760 Save us from our wicked little selves. 1157 01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:15,740 We're bent or courageous. 1158 01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:24,580 We're drifting so it's time for me to tell. Get out of my head or 1159 01:35:24,580 --> 01:35:25,840 into my bed. 1160 01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:33,040 Get out of my head or into my bed. I had a dream about you 1161 01:35:33,040 --> 01:35:34,040 last night.